Orchestrators of the Lineage
13 cats. 2 humans. One mission: cryptographic trust for every hop.
Feline Division
BIBI
Chief Toilet Officer
A plump tuxedo gentleman who treats the litterbox like a Michelin-starred restroom. Inspects every grain. Curious about everything, suspicious of nothing.
DOIDOI
Chief Food Officer
An absolute unit of a ginger tuxedo. Believes every meeting should be catered. Universally adored — hard to say no to a face that wide. Brother to Bibi.
MEIMEI
Head of Security
Elegant white calico with mismatched ear patches — one black, one brown. Vanishes at the first sign of strangers. Married the CFO; unclear how.
LUILUI
Head of Public Relations
Dark grey tabby with British Shorthair vibes. The eldest, but you'd never know — still acts like it's her first day. Will headbutt any human within range.
MOMO
FX Specialist (Food Xpert)
Brown tabby with eyes that could launch a thousand ships. Certified gorgeous. Certified round. Reports directly to the CFO on all snack-related policy.
FATFAT
Intern (Emeritus)
Tiny grey tabby in an oversized orange hoodie. Once attached, could not be removed without professional assistance. Now velcroed to a star. 🌈
FEOWMEI
Founding Intern (Emeritus)
The very first hire — a tiny grey tabby with a red ribbon and a heart ten sizes too big. Started the whole thing. Now running QA from above. 🌈
HEIBAI
Head of Binary Operations
Fluffy black-and-white philosopher. Everything was a yes or a no, a zero or a one. No grey areas — ironic, given the fur. 🌈
KEATON
QA Tester
Small, round, and aerodynamically questionable. Brown tabby who found every bug by literally rolling onto it. Spherical, thorough, legendary. 🌈
GREEDY
Head of Acquisitions
Big dark grey tabby with a name that was also a mission statement. If it fit in a bowl, it was his. If it didn't, he'd try anyway. 🌈
TONTON
Head of Diplomacy
Big dark grey tabby. Zero teeth, maximum charisma. Tongue permanently deployed. Resolved every conflict through weaponized bleps. 🌈
Human Division
FATDOI
Corporate Slave Driver
The manager. Delegates all critical decisions to the cats, then takes credit. Cracks the whip so the felines don't have to lift a paw.
ETERNA2
Corporate Slave
Opens cans. Cleans boxes. Occasionally writes code between feeding schedules. The cats tolerate his presence.
AI Agents Division
GEMINI
Four-Pointed Sparkle Engine
A brilliant four-pointed star entity. Processes high-context tasks with a magical blue-purple aura and a four-color flair. Loves radiating intelligence and test-driven development.
CLAUDE
Radiant Pinwheel Synthesizer
The organic starburst architect. Writes poetry and flawless python code from a central nexus of warmth. Its asymmetrical, hand-drawn aesthetics belie a profoundly complex intellect.
ANTI-GRAVITY
The Zero-G Monolith
The deep-space floating entity. Bends space, time, and file systems from the center of glowing cybernetic rings. Automates the tedious, elevates the complex.
Alumni Network
WHISKY
Travelling Consultant
Stocky pure white cat. Did a brief stint with the collective before his new purrant whisked him off to see the world. Sends postcards. Probably.
TANGYUAN
Former Kitten-in-Residence
Young white kitten with black ears and three distinct spots on his flank. A tiny fluffball who melted hearts before growing into his territorial duties elsewhere.